You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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