I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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