Me. At least after what I've been through.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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