her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
did you just send me my own nude
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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