Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
