i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Randomize
