It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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