using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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