is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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