okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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