I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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