I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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