Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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