How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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