i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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