Nicole vs. Life
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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