id be glad to
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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