Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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