is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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