For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
