No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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