Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Come share oat with me in your robe
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
