Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
