That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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