White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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