And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I wish i was in the wii world.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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