the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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