Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
