thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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