I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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