mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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