I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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