no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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