its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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