i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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