when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
