break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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