Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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