i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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