Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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