Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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