if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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