Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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