I hope mine doesn't look like that
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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