You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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