yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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