I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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