There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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