Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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