with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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