Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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