How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
They should really pass out barf bags in church
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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