i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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