So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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